Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

Spike brought his hands so they were barely parted. "It's this big."

Angel tried to ignore them.

"Nonsense. It's at least this big," Darla disagreed, holding her hands about six inches apart.

"Daddy has a very large soldier!" Drusilla cried.

"I could barely find it," Lindsey snorted, agreeing with Spike as usual.

A dozen maidens from the village where Liam grew up chorused, "We found plenty in his pants, we did!"

Angel screamed -- what ever happened to the tried and true Hell, with demons shoving pokers up his ass and making him kill his family over and over again?