Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

Hiya, found this via ats_btvs_fanfic asylum.
Brilliant build up of tension at the beginning, and I loved the line "the bastard cackled like a stoned freak".
Very creepy cameo by Darla; the cat with human eyes is a seriously nightmarish image!
And the mirror/cyclic ending used to nice effect.
You said in the comments you weren't clear whether this was Lindsey's heaven or hell. I like the premise Terry Pratchett uses in the Discworld novels (and is common elsewhere): you get what you think you deserve/what you think you're entitled to. :-)