Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

For the long-languishing sequel to "Nooner" -- "Girls' Night In"! Includes Buffy/Faith, Faith/Buffy/Spike, and Buffy/Angel/Faith/Spike action!

Once I find a beta for that, and finish my last project, I'll need one more beta before the end of the day tomorrow. This one will be a bit... out the of the ordinary, and even less to most people's taste. It's genuine porn, all the most Inappropriate Content that I could make myself write in order to make a point against suppression of fannish expression! Many squicks are covered, as the pairings each include at least one underaged partner, one semi-bestiality, and one incest. Pairings thus far include Buffy/Giles, Connor/Darla, and Joyce/Oz. The final two will be Faith/Dawn and Cordy/Xander BDSM & gender-play.

So... who digs that kind of porn, or would be willing to overlook the squick and beta for me when it's done?