Sep. 1st, 2007

BRING BACK THE PORN DAY WHEDONVERSE ROUNDUP!

Wow! Tons of birthdays on Bring Back the Porn Day! Happy, happies to [info]romanyg, [info]tkp, [info]ladymackenzie and [info]darkrhiannon! I hope there's lots of yummy porn for your special day, you tasty ladies! :)

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WARNING: ALL THE LINKS BELOW CONTAIN ADULT CONTENT, AND CONTENT THAT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VIEWERS. CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Boy, InsaneJournal sure was a frisky and naughty place today! Whee!

I even had a tussle with Photobucket, who banned my topless Charisma icons! I ended up putting them on my own site, and writing an annoyed email to Photobucket wondering why the nearly full frontal pics of David in the bath, OR THE SHOT OF HIS BARE ASS weren't considered violations. Sexist much? I was going to icon a picture of David's schlong from These Girls, but I couldn't find a decent shot. *BWEG*

But the rest are here HERE in all their NAKED glory, one way or the other! :)

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Written Pr0N!

How about some Dirty Haiku from the Angelverse by [info]mistletoe54?

Or some Angel/Spike/Buffy Human AU naughtiness, wherein Spike is a prostitute, and Angel hires him to do a little "experimentation" with his fiancee? Yummies from [info]kallysten!

Oooh! Here's some hot Lindsey/Darla AtS Season 2 Action from [info]spikendru! An awesome twist at the end, and VERY hot!

And who could pass up a crossover between Olaf the Troll and ‘Fanny Hill, or, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure’ by [info]speakr2customrs?

What might have happened if Angel showed up during BtVS Season 6's As You Were? [info]elisi takes a look at one possible answer! B/A/S Tasties!

I can't leave out my luscious [info]thenyxie and the bit of B/A/F heat from a WIP! So rare to see something from my own OT3 -- except from Nyx, of course. *G*

OMG here's a rarity: Dru/Xander/Spike from [info]darkhavens!

[info]amejisuto offers a Spander ficlet - Spike keeps Angel's gift after "School Hard"!

My buddy [info]narcissa_malfoy's got some dark AU Spuffy for those so inclined!

ETA! OMG SO MUCH PORN!

[info]spikendru offers "From Eternity to Here" wherein we find out what happens when Lindsey finds Angel still chained up after Eternity!

[info]seraphcelene gives some dark, disturbing Buffy/Dawn action in Thine is, Life is.

ETA2

Wow! A fantastically naughty "virgin" (heh) B/A porn outing by my friend [info]raiden519. Angel plays a naughty game with his Buffy.

[info]twisted_reach offers up Tara/Spike season 6 action in No Risk Involved!

How about Buffy/Spike/Angel/Buffy? Want to know how? Try [info]owenthurman's WIP, Triple. Only part II is on InsaneJournal. You have to go to LJ to read part I. *Comics Compliant/Spoilers*

[info]dakinigrl Has Connor screwing across THREE fandoms (with some RPS thrown in for good measure!) in the AtS/HP/SPN/RPS crossover "Five Inappropriate Things That Never Happened to Connor".

ETA3, Sept. 15, 2007

Definitely better late than never! The delicious [info]germaine_pet offers steamy Vincent Kartheiser/James Marsters RPS yummies called Lip-Smacking Good!


Non-Fic Porn!

This isn't fic, but it sure is porn-relevant! [info]yourlibrarian posts about the sheer traffic numbers to adult fic sites!

Hot Spander Graphics from the talented [info]truly_tazi!

[info]raiden519 has Photoshopped B/A visuals to go with the fic!

PLEASE don't forget to feed your writers and artists. Copious feedback is the only way to keep the porn flowing! *G*

If I missed anything, please drop me a comment with the link here! Don't forget there's more multi-fandom porny goodness than you can shake a... stick at over on [info]bbtp_challenge!

FIC: "Forbidden Fruit" (NC-17; Underage Sex, Incest, BDSM, semi-bestiality, f/f) INDEX PAGE

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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1. Giles/Buffy - BtVS Season 3 (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality)
2. Faith/Dawn - BtVS Season 7 (Underage Sex, f/f slash)
3. Connor/Darla (Incest)
4. Joyce/Oz - BtVS Season Three-ish (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality, semi-bestiality)
5. Xander/Cordy - BtVS Season 2 (BDSM)

PORN DAY FIC #2! "Forbidden Fruit" (NC-17; Underage Sex, Incest, BDSM, semi-bestiality, f/f)5/5

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 5/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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5. Xander/Cordy - BtVS Season 2 (BDSM)
Read more... )

PORN DAY FIC #2! "Forbidden Fruit" (NC-17; Underage Sex, Incest, BDSM, semi-bestiality, f/f)4/5

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 4/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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4. Joyce/Oz - BtVS Season Three-ish (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality, semi-bestiality)
Read more... )

PORN DAY FIC #2! "Forbidden Fruit" (NC-17; Underage Sex, Incest, BDSM, semi-bestiality, f/f)3/5

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 3/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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3. Connor/Darla (Incest)
Read more... )

PORN DAY FIC #2! "Forbidden Fruit" (NC-17; Underage Sex, Incest, BDSM, semi-bestiality, f/f)2/5

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 2/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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2. Faith/Dawn - BtVS Season 7 (Underage Sex, f/f slash)
Read more... )

PORN DAY FIC #2! "Forbidden Fruit" (NC-17; Underage Sex, Incest, BDSM, semi-bestiality, f/f)1/5

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 1/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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1. Giles/Buffy - BtVS Season 3 (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality)
Read more... )

PORN #1! FIC: "Girls' Night In" (NC-17, Buffy/Angel/Faith/Spike - Sequel to "Nooner"!)

TITLE: Girls’ Night In
AUTHOR: Ducks, [info]theantijoss
EMAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
SITE: http://www.ducksfanfic.net
PROMPT: 100moods 007. Aroused
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine, oh, so many things would be different. *sigh* But alas, they’re not. They belong to a lot of corporate entities that don’t love them nearly as much as the fans do. No infringement is intended, nor is any profit made from this porny little ditty.
RATING: NC-17 for language and sexual content (includes both M/M and F/F slash and group sex)
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: Faith/Buffy, Angel/Spike, Spike/Faith, Spike/Buffy/Faith, Angel/Spike/Buffy/Faith
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Totally AU – no plot, no spoilers, no timeline. Absolutely no redeeming artistic or literary value whatsoever! Pure Porn!
SUMMARY: A chick flick. A vibrator. Some active voyeurism. Sort of sequel to “Nooner”.
DISTRIBUTION: Distribute freely, so long as you send me the address, and leave these tags intact.
FEEDBACK: `Tis the fuel for my fantasies. Okay, so, naked Angel is fuel for my fantasies, but I like feedback anyway. *G*
A/N: This story has been in the steam cooker for YEARS now, but I thought I would finally finish it in celebration of BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! W00t! See if you can track the points of view. Shouldn't be too difficult.

This universe began back in 2001 -- Spike doesn't have a soul, Spuffy never happened, Angel is still Spike's Sire. That's all you really need to know.
DEDICATION: To all my favorite perverts over the years. You know who you are. ;)

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Girls’ Night In"
by Ducks

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You know, to hear Spike tell it, our relationship is like a non-stop porno movie... )

Happy Bring Back the Pr0N Day! *dances suggestively*

YAY! There's nothing quite like a celebration of PORN, boys and girls, and I have lots of fun goodies to share!

First, I'll be posting my naughty icons over at [info]thinking_dork -- naked David and Charisma (not together, though. ;) for everyone!

Next come THE NAUGHTY FICS! 12,000 total words of Pr0nY goodness, including the long-awaited sequel to my Buffy/Angel/Spike/Faith Porn Classic, Nooner!

Throughout the day, I'll be posting Drabble prompts for everyone's edification over at [info]angel_yay and [info]ba_ship as well. It'll be a DIRTY DRABBLE PARTY!

Finally, when the festivities are done tonight, I'll be posting links to my favorite porn from throughout the day so you can catch up on anything you might have missed at [info]bbtp_challenge.

LET THE NAUGHTY FUN BEGIN! WHEE!

Aug. 31st, 2007

Yay, the porn is here! The porn is here! (I still need Naughty Betas *G*)

Insane Journal has ASPLODED since we got here, yo! The highest sign up per day average before Strikethrough was 839 back in 2004. On 08/04/07, there were 1535 sign ups, and it's been up in the three digit range ever since. That's accounts PER DAY.

We are FANDOM, ya'll, and we are LEGION.

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So I had the grossest experience in my life last night. Those of you who follow my journal regularly know that my enormous cat, The Pig, isn't really talented at much besides sleeping, eating, and pursuing places to sleep and things to eat. My late buddy Miss Scarlett was the mouser in our house -- she used to do things like leave little corpses in my bed or in her cat dish to make sure someone would find them and heap copious praise upon her before throwing up and burying the poor thing. Well, since Missy passed away, the field mice have had run of the place.

Until last night. Cut for Grossness )

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I'm almost done with the PORN! I finally finished the long-languishing sequel to Nooner, Girls' Night In. Now all I have to do is finish the last naughty vignettes for Forbidden Fruit and find betas for both of them. *G* I also made some naked icons to celebrate BRING BACK THE PORN DAY! I can see some folks are already posting over on [info]bbtp_challenge, so let the fun begin!

Aug. 29th, 2007

The richest dog IN THE WORLD, yo!

Wow. Remember a while ago when I gave one of my RIP's to Leona "Queen of Mean" Helmsley? Yeah, well, she's mean EVEN AFTER SHE'S DEAD! Dude, she left twelve million dollars to her dog, and nothing to two of her grandkids. Wowza.

I wonder if that dog is now the richest dog in the world...

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Ooooh. Cocoa Krispies Cereal Straws look excellent. They're hollow tubes of cereal coated with chocolate on the inside. You're supposed to drink your milk through them, then eat them. Yum.

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Those of you, like me, who like to link to news stories of interest from around the Internet, may be interested in what [info]liz_marcs found out about LJ's new policy regarding off site links. Apparently, you are responsible for the content of every link you've ever posted on your LJ. *rolls eyes*

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Well, it's been a much better day today than the last few. I think the restlessness has passed, and I'm ready to focus on normal things again. I have three stories to have done by Saturday, after all! And speaking of Saturday...



From </a></b></a>[info]the_minx_17:

OnSeptember 1, all of fandom here on IJ posts a piece of art or writingthat has some sort of smut factor. It can be implied, it can begraphic, it can be raunchy (I vote for this one *cheeky grin*), it justneeds to be.

Why?

Because after all the censorship issues, fandom needs to bring back the p0rn!

Don't tell me you can't- one sentence, a doodle, all of it will do.

Remember- Bring Back the P0rn - September 01, only on InsaneJournal!

Your Mission is...

(1) Pimp this in your journal
(2) Write or Draw fandom smut
(3) Post on September 01
(4) Comment, Comment, Comment


I'll be posting stuff here, at [info]angel_yay and hopefully [info]ba_ship (all on Insane Journal -- I don't know if I'll be able to post even links on LJ, because some of the fic is FULL OF INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT!). If you're taking part, don't forget -- you can write just a drabble or ficlet, make a hot icon, anything and everything goes, as long as it's PR0NY! If it's Angel related, please feel free to share at [info]angel_yay; if it's B/A, pop it on [info]ba_ship. And don't forget to post your links at the central community: [info]bbtp_challenge!

Let's show 'em we won't let them stunt our personal kinks and perversions!

Please feel free to steal the above banner for pimping -- but no hotlinking, please! :)

~

Hee. Nathan Fillion is the shit, man. NOBODY Expects the Fannish Inquisition! But he doesn't like fanfiction. Poor guy. He doesn't know how hot he can really be! I wish stars would ask fannish types for their favorites before they just go randomly reading crap! Because crap is exactly what you're going to get, Cap'n Tightpants! He also would like to be the Canadian Captain America, which hee. Did you know he auditioned for the part of Angel? I never knew that.

Damn, now I want to watch Firefly again. At this rate, I'm NEVER going to make it through my collection! It's like: movie, movie, movie, FIREFLY, movie, FIREFLY, Angel, movie, movie, Buffy, FIREFLY. Very strange.

Aug. 25th, 2007

How does a whole day go by and still nothing gets done?

So, while caught in the throes of nostalgia, I started watching some of my nostalgic movies collection. Reality Bites started it, as I mentioned. Then My Best Friend's Wedding, which -- ouch. And now I'm watching Pretty Woman. Which really, REALLY doesn't age well. When I was young, this was my absolute favorite "romantic" movie of all time.

Now, it seems so... creepy and ridiculous. I mean... she's a hooker. They inserted a whole scene at the very beginning, in this version, when she's in the car with Richard Gere where she goes on and on about how safe she is. That was SO not in the original version, and was obviously shoved in there to address a mere one of the MILLIONS of criticisms in this movie. And still, it's... so full of general badness, that it's almost embarrassing that I used to love it so much. I mean, the big, rich, arrogant, but cold and unloving business mogul and the charming hooker with a heart of gold who changes his life forever. The way they portray street prostitution would be laughable if it weren't so offensive. It's like Cinderella as a poster girl for house servants.

It's bizarre. I mean, that's what I wanted for my life back then. Not the hooker part, but for the right man to come and take me away from all of this. I sincerely thought that not only could my life never be complete without my one true love, but I didn't think I could survive without a partner. That was what, 15, 16 years ago? Gods, how times have changed.

Now I leave all of that for my own fiction.

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BUT in less morose and nostalgic news... *G*

I don't know what's up, lately, but I've been getting a lot of recs for HP fic -- and really enjoying them. Coda to an Epilogue: Twenty Years Later, Or The Kids Are All Right is an extremely likable post-DH story about Harry, Draco, and their sons.

“If you didn’t come to Durmstrang to protect your brother from – well, why did you come?”

Once more his eldest born gave him a look that said James was doubting his father’s sanity.

“Three words, Dad,” he said. “Hot foreign chicks. Come on!”


~



Yay! Bring Back the Porn Day now has a community! [info]bbtp_challenge! So now we'll have a place to put links to all our naughty dirty bad wrong fics for that day! Whee! (Please remember that all links are, unless I say otherwise, to InsaneJournal).

I have some really off the beaten path fic planned in celebration. *EG*

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