Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

Title: To Be Badder For Her
Author: Ducks theantijoss
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Hoyt, Hoyt/Jessica
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Prompt: Bad
Summary: He's a gentleman, she's a lady. There's temptation, and they have to resist it. It's the oldest story in the world. Sort of.

( Do clothes make the man? Can the man ease the pain? )

Title: Distraction
Author: Ducks theantijoss
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Pam, Eric, Sookie
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Prompt: Bad
Summary: Vampires often die of boredom. Pam hopes this distraction will keep Eric around a while longer.

( Even if she is annoying. And often dangerous. )

Title: The Truth About Darkness
Author: Ducks, theantijoss
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Eric, Godric
Warnings: None
Spoilers: True Blood S2, Episode 5 "Never Let Me Go"
Prompt: trueblood100 #2 - Dark, drabble #28 - Character study
Summary: It seemed like such a good idea at the time.

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( So many things he just doesn't understand. )

( Fortune Favors the Brave - Eric/Sookie )

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( Death's Brother, Sleep - Jessica/Hoyt )

( Cut for torture and general Angelus-ness )

The prompt was for a Franz Ferdinand Song Title. I'm not really familiar with their work, but who can resist "Evil and a Heathen"? *G*

In a related side note: I REALLY need to rethink my icons over here. I'm having so much trouble with only 75, and I HAVE to have an Angelus icon. I mean... there's probably a law that I wrote for myself somewhere or something. *sigh* If only I had a few extra bucks to get a deluxe account or whatever. Alas, instead I must practice SELF DISCIPLINE AND RESTRAINT. *dies*

I just realized, probably half the people on my FList don't even know who the BCR are. Hee. I was never a huge fan, but a good friend of mine was. We would put on their records (on her analogue record player that looked like a denim box) and dance around singing and wishing we could wear our roller skates in the house.

I have to say, I'm blessed to have had such a fun, easy childhood. I mean, after the life-threatening disease was taken care of. But I don't even remember that (I was 4 when I had the open heart surgery to fix it) so it doesn't really count. *G*

Boy, I'm all Personal Details Girl today, aren't I?( I get babbly about my sleeping habits under here for some reason... )

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So ANYWAY... ( Speaking of LOLCats... and Naps, coincidentally. )

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Okay, guys, if you like to write drabbles, you SERIOUSLY have to join us over at drabble on DW! crevanfox comes up with the most AWESOME prompts, and turns me on to all kinds of poems, plays and literature that I never would have known about otherwise to boot! Seriously, this weeks prompts involve SPOOFS ON MACBETH. Seriously, go look. I'll be laughing (and thinking and writing drabbles) all day. There's no end date on the prompts, so if more than one come to you, you can keep going (which I do all the time) -- we need more than just the two or three of us to make things REALLY interesting, though. *G*

YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MUST, AT THE VERY LEAST, READ THE SKINHEAD HAMLET (the Oi! kind, not the Nazi kind). I think I broke something laughing. Here's the last few lines:

FORTINBRAS: No kidding. I see Hamlet's fucked.

HORATIO: Yer.

FORTINBRAS: Fucking shame: fucking good bloke.

HORATIO: Too fucking right.

FORTINBRAS: Fuck this for a lark then. Let's piss off.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Hey, you know what else June is besides Pride? It's Adopt-a-Shelter-Cat-Month!



I adopted my sweetie pies in May, but I celebrate all the time. Believe me, if I had my own home, I'd have two more cats, and two dogs besides. I hear people have been dumping their animals at shelters because they're too expensive to keep in this economy, and it really makes me sad. My family is barely getting by, but we would much rather have our furry friends living with us than have, say, cable TV. Just sayin'.

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Stolen from heather11483

( That Interesting Ship Meme popping up all over the place... )

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Don't forget to say hi to my eggs. Looks like the pink one is hatching! Yeah, I know, I know...

This could fulfill either of the prompts, which were:

Weep not poor children
for life is this way
murdering beauty and
Passions.

and/or

Hush now dear children
it must be this way
to weary of life and
Deception

Both lines from "Come Little Children" by Edgar Allen Poe (who seriously needed some anti-depressants, man.)

( Innocence Lost or Stolen )

I wrote this for the drabble community.

The prompt was "Black and/or white and/or gray".

( Cut for graphic slashy/smutty goodness )

Katy, for those who couldn't care less don't know, is American Idol winner Kris Allen's wife. Who is hot.

Also, I'm not entirely sure Adam wears underwear at all (in spite of pictures that imply he does); I'm almost certain he doesn't wear Calvin's, but I thought that was the most iconic sort of underwear descriptor besides briefs or boxers. *G*