Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

Swiped from redbrickrose, some of the weirdest, most disturbing shit I've ever seen in my fandom days. This is seriously NSFW -- in fact, as the site owner who linked to it says, it's NSFWTF (Not Safe For Work/What the Fuck). And yet, I'm so freaking twisted, I laughed my ass off, and then I went, "Hold on, why do dragons have human penises? And why do I have sudden uncomfortable visions of Dean and Metallicar... although I remember that one hilarious/yucky fic when Dean got the Impala Pregnant."

Anyway, here's the link, if you really want to see some weird dragon action. http://thatotherpaper.com/blog/todd_ross_nienkerk/dragons_sex_cars

Speaking of Dean having unsavory affairs with his car, does anybody have a link to that story where Metallicar turns human, and she and Dean have awesome sex in a hotel room, and she's all defensive and stuff? I thought I had it in my delicious, but I can't find it!

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President Obama fails to quell gay uproar

Fails to quell? How about grinds salt and road grime into the wound? I mean, here his is, saying DOMA is discriminatory, RIGHT AFTER HIS DOJ WROTE A BRIEF NOT ONLY DEFENDING IT, BUT EQUATING GAY MARRIAGE WITH INCEST AND MARRIAGE WITH CHILDREN.

WTF, Obama? Now you're offering half benefits, while you're in the middle of "trying to ensure everyone has health care" and you CAN'T OFFER LBGTQ parters health benefits BECAUSE THEY'RE ILLEGAL UNDER DOMA.

Dude, you need to make up your fucking mind. You're just making things worse every time you turn around at this point. If your big time Gay and Lesbian supporters pull out of fundraisers, you and the DMC are in some serious trouble, dude.

There are a lot of apologetics going on right now, saying he has other priorities, it takes time, blah blah blah. I'm not upset that he hasn't repealed DOMA or DADT. That's not the point. I'm not even upset that the DOJ supported DOMA in the recent brief (although there is TONS of precident where the president did NOT support such a law that they wanted to overturn, as Obama kept insisting he did in the campaign). I am upset at the language used, and the fact that that language is not only offensive, it could very well threaten legal gains ALREADY made in our community, and thwart attempts toward future gains as well. He hasn't said a freaking WORD about that brief, which says a whole lot more than a few of the lesser benefits that could be (not necesarily, according to the GOP) allowed under the yoke of DOMA.

Until/Unless he withdraws the brief and acknowledges the offensive language, nothing he does short of completely repealing it is going to appease me. I'm sick of people not being allowed basic civil rights in a country that's supposedly the bastion of such rights.

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So, what are the True Blood cast's "must sees" and who would they bite if they were vampires? And where's Alex? *pout* WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE PREMIERE YET THIS VIDEO SPOILS SOMETHING.



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Stolen from my sweetie pie :

( Remember when vampires... )

However, I must add the caveat that ERIC RULES AND DOESN'T SPARKLE, AND HE'S BADASS AND HAS FANGS AND DOESN'T STALK IDIOTIC, WANGSTY, CLUMSY TEENAGERS as far as I know. He is also hot. Even in hairfoils and a salon bib.

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OMG I WANT TO GO TO THIS SO BADLY! I have no desire to live in L.A., but I wish half the good things in the U.S. didn't happen out there! Although... I suppose that's fair, since the other half happens in NY. Not that I could get there either.

But, but... VAMPIRES! *flails*

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Hah! Small TV World again! The sexy Samantha Ferris, who played Ellen on Supernatural, also played a hot "power" lesbian who hits on Jennifer Beals' character in The L Word season two! Seeing her in full makeup is like, WOW! LOL

Tags: fandom: is weird, issues: lgbtq rights, obama?, small tv world, tv: true blood, twilight sucks, vampirecon