Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

TITLE: Perpetuity Clause: A Dream of Fear and Desire
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Angel
DISCLAIMER: Wow, so not mine! If FOX decides to sue, there's certainly nothing I can do about it. But Joss said it was okay to slash his babies, so here I go!
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: Bondage, Slashy Goodness, bloodplay, begging, first time, dub-con (or rather, dubious state of mind)
PAIRING(S): Angel/Lindsey
TIMELINE: Post-NFA
SYNOPSIS: Cat or Mouse. It's all the same when the Senior Partners are in charge of your eternity.
WORD COUNT: ~4300
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This began life as a request by obsessedmuch for the creep_fest ficathon, but it got canceled, so I decided to use it here! The requirements for that request are at the end.
FEEDBACK: Sure! Even if it's just to say "Guh." That's what porn is for! *G*
PROMPT(S): 100moods .076 Predatory, getlaid25 .05 Angel/Lindsey, all_hallows_fic theme: Hunted


"Perpetuity Clause"
by Ducks

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In broken crypts where ghouls had slept
I saw how muttering devils sate
(Knowing the final grasp of Fate)
And told grim augeries, and wept.

-- George Sterling, "A Dream of Fear"

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TITLE: Fine
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Angel/Supernatural Crossover
DISCLAIMER: Wow, so not mine on either count! Thanks be to Whedon and Kripke for use of their respective sandboxes. And hot, slashable characters. *G*
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: Slashy goodness, angst
PAIRING(S): Angel/Dean Winchester
TIMELINE: Post-NFA, AU SPN Season 3-ish
SYNOPSIS: Angel has only one answer to Dean's questions.
WORD COUNT: ~2120
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is part of a much larger story that I'm writing in fits and starts, but... you know how I love the porn. It exists for its own sake. *G*
FEEDBACK: I'd love some, thank you!
PROMPT(S): getlaid25 prompt .025 Angel/Dean Winchester

Thanks to my beloved thenyxie for more reasons than I can count -- not least of which is getting me all cracked out on SPN to begin with. And always encouraging my naughtiness.

"Fine"
By Ducks

( They always lie side by side after sex, a thousand miles, two hundred years, and a good foot of physical space between them, mirror images with their arms tucked manfully behind their heads. Staring up at the water-stained ceiling, harboring absolutely no desire to cuddle, no sir. )

TITLE: Spike and the Coming of the Blue Meanie
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, no profit, don't sue.
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: Masturbation, baby!
CHARACTERS/PAIRING(S): Spike/Illyria
TIMELINE: Sometime during AtS S5
SYNOPSIS: Illyria wants to know about orgasms. Spike volunteers to help.
WORD COUNT: ~1900
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I just love Spillyria, but who knew they'd be so tough to write together?
FEEDBACK: Makes me a happy Duckie.
PROMPT(S)/CHALLENGE(S): For southernbangel's "Anything But" Ficathon

Many thanks to the wonderful yourlibrarian for the awesome beta!

( Spike ponders the possibility of becoming an undead sex toy for a former god. )

TITLE: A Song for You
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, no profit, don't sue.
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: Dub-con, Character Death
CHARACTERS/PAIRING(S): Drusilla, Drusilla/Spike, Drusilla/Angel, Drusilla/Conner
TIMELINE: Post-NFA
SYNOPSIS: Angel and Spike capture Drusilla and debate her fate. Drusilla may be crazy, but she's not stupid. She has a plan to break free.
WORD COUNT: 3185
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I have always maintained that Dru is the hardest character to write, and yet one of the most interesting. Besides being insane, she's also psychic. She knows things. How do you express that? Anyway, I gave it my best shot in her honor.
FEEDBACK: If you wouldn't mind, please. :)
PROMPT(S)/CHALLENGE(S): For bookishwench's Drusillabration @ dru_turns10; getlaid25 pairing #17 - Angel/Drusilla

Huge smooches to thenyxie and lynner_k for the beta!

"A Song for You”
by Ducks

~

Remember not, Lord, our offences,
nor the offences of our forefathers;
neither take thou vengeance of our sins:
spare us, good Lord, spare thy people,
whom thou hast redeemed with thy most precious blood,
and be not angry with us for ever.

Spare us, good Lord.

From all evil and mischief;
from sin, from the crafts and assaults of the devil;
from thy wrath, and from everlasting damnation,

good Lord, deliver us.

- From the Anglican Church THE BOOK OF COMMON PRAYER

~
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Holy crap, I almost forgot!!!!

TITLE: Nocturnal Landscaping
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
DISCLAIMER: *arches an eyebrow at you*
RATING: R for sexual activity.
PAIRING: B/A, duh!
TIMELINE: A post-baking future, where Joss’ issues crush NO ONE’S HAPPINESS!
SYNOPSIS: One thing Angel misses about daytime life is watching things grow and bloom. Buffy decides to do something about that. Then they have sex. In the rain. *G*
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!
DEDICATION: To Lee (southernbangel), who asked for it! And to darkrhiannon, ladymackenzie, tkp, and romanyg for their birthday yesterday! *smooches all around*

Many thanks to ljgould for the beta!

Prompts: rain boots, mention of HGTV, cupcake

"Nocturnal Landscaping”
by Ducks

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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

1. Giles/Buffy - BtVS Season 3 (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality)
2. Faith/Dawn - BtVS Season 7 (Underage Sex, f/f slash)
3. Connor/Darla (Incest)
4. Joyce/Oz - BtVS Season Three-ish (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality, semi-bestiality)
5. Xander/Cordy - BtVS Season 2 (BDSM)

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 5/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

5. Xander/Cordy - BtVS Season 2 (BDSM)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 4/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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4. Joyce/Oz - BtVS Season Three-ish (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality, semi-bestiality)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 3/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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3. Connor/Darla (Incest)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 2/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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2. Faith/Dawn - BtVS Season 7 (Underage Sex, f/f slash)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 1/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

1. Giles/Buffy - BtVS Season 3 (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality)
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TITLE: Girls’ Night In
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
EMAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
SITE: http://www.ducksfanfic.net
PROMPT: 100moods 007. Aroused
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine, oh, so many things would be different. *sigh* But alas, they’re not. They belong to a lot of corporate entities that don’t love them nearly as much as the fans do. No infringement is intended, nor is any profit made from this porny little ditty.
RATING: NC-17 for language and sexual content (includes both M/M and F/F slash and group sex)
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: Faith/Buffy, Angel/Spike, Spike/Faith, Spike/Buffy/Faith, Angel/Spike/Buffy/Faith
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Totally AU – no plot, no spoilers, no timeline. Absolutely no redeeming artistic or literary value whatsoever! Pure Porn!
SUMMARY: A chick flick. A vibrator. Some active voyeurism. Sort of sequel to “Nooner”.
DISTRIBUTION: Distribute freely, so long as you send me the address, and leave these tags intact.
FEEDBACK: `Tis the fuel for my fantasies. Okay, so, naked Angel is fuel for my fantasies, but I like feedback anyway. *G*
A/N: This story has been in the steam cooker for YEARS now, but I thought I would finally finish it in celebration of BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! W00t! See if you can track the points of view. Shouldn't be too difficult.

This universe began back in 2001 -- Spike doesn't have a soul, Spuffy never happened, Angel is still Spike's Sire. That's all you really need to know.
DEDICATION: To all my favorite perverts over the years. You know who you are. ;)

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Girls’ Night In"
by Ducks

~

( You know, to hear Spike tell it, our relationship is like a non-stop porno movie... )

And now for something completely different...

FANDOM: Angel
TITLE: The Alien
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
DISCLAIMER: Um… not so much.
RATING: PG-13 for language
CHARACTER(S)/PAIRING(S): Gunn, Gunn/Fred
TIMELINE: Late AtS Season 3-ish
SYNOPSIS: He wonders, has an alien taken over his body?
DISTRIBUTION: Feel free, but please let me know!
AUTHOR'S NOTES: The meta has eaten my brain! Quotes in (()) are dialogue from the show (Sleep Tight, That Old Gang of Mine, and and War Zone, specifically), not mine.
FEEDBACK: Good or bad, I want to hear people's thoughts.
DEDICATION: To the Whofen for making me think about it.

Thanks to ladymackenzie for the beta and comments.

Inspired by the poem "Aliens" by Kim Addonizio

The Alien
By Ducks

( They make love with the light on, so she doesn’t have to be afraid of the dark. )

Buffy/Lindsey Ficathon assignment!

Whee! Now, a few warnings: 1.) This is really only the first chapter of a multi-chapter fic that I haven't finished yet. It can stand on its own, I think, but it is cliffhangery. Which, as you may know, I HATE. 2.) It's Buffy/Lindsey to start, but it has HEAVY B/A undertones, and 3.) What you think is happening in the story may not be exactly what's happening. *G* Not to be a tease or anything.

So, without further ado:

Title: Lost in Your Midnight
Author: Ducks
email: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
website: http://www.ducksfanfic.net
LiveJournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Rating: NC-17
Content: sexuality, adult situations, angst, possible schmoop
Pairing (s): Buffy/Lindsey, Buffy/Angel
Timeline: Sort of Buffy Season Eight/Angel Five; AU, splits from canon after AtS: Shells
Spoilers: Up to "Shells"
Summary: Buffy has a new lover, but her past just won't leave her alone.
A/N: For the B/L Ficathon, requested by fickledame. It's going to be a much longer story, eventually, but this is a sort of cliffhangery standalone. Elements of Jade's request are at the bottom.
Note: This story is an alternate view of what the Senior Partners did with Lindsey after "You're Welcome"

~

"Everything, perhaps the meaning of the world
was in her sob"

-- Antonella Anedda, "All That Remains of Love"

~

( Lost in Your Midnight )

Puppet!Angel Ficathon Entry

Whee! And a thousand extra thanks to nikitangel for the beta and for just generally being tasty. The ficathon masterlist is HERE. Whee!

Title: Pragmatic
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
LJ: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Rating: PG-13
Pairing (s): Faith/Puppet!Angel friendship
Summary: Faith's not willing to let things go easily.
A/N: "DP's" are "Dead Presidents". That means "money," I'm told. *G* Written for the LJ Puppet Angel Ficathon.
Dedication: to nikitangel, the story’s requestor, beta, and the bestest twinly a tweaked out fangirl could ask for. *slurp*

~
( Pragmatic )

B/A Ficathon Entry #2!!! WHEEE! *G*

Thank you to everyone who answered my pleas for beta: jade_okelani, trea_incident, cputrbug, Jacqui, and of course, My OG Shirley Ujest. *licks betas* They fix grammar, spelling and tense mistakes AND stroke my ego. I'm so lucky. *G*

This one may be more to my regular readers' taste. *G* ANGST.



Title: Rare and Graceful Things
Author: Ducks
email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
LiveJournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Pairing: B/A
Rating: R-ish for mild smut
Pairing (s): Buffy/Angel
Timeline: By request, after Empty Places
Spoilers: Up to Empty Places/Peace Out, AU After that
Summary: It's just one of those things.
A/N: Backup for the B/A Ficathon, requested by fickledame. Sorry the smut isn't more explicit, honey, and that it's so late. *smooch* Requirements at the end.
Dedication: To The Artist Formerly Known as Vatrixsta,(jade_okelani) because just thinking about "Hard to Forget" makes me cry. It was perfect, love. Thank you. Now we shall fly our asses to LA and tattoo the text in its entirety onto Joss' chest. Did I say that out loud? *G* The same lady also beta-ed it, AND helped me figure out who I forgot to send an Angelthon assignment too (Sorry, raaven)! She rocks muchly. The loverly beta bunnies trea_incident, Jacqui, Hope, and Shirl came through in a pinch as usual. Thanks, guys!

( Rare and Graceful Things )

B/A Ficathon Entry #1.

I'm going to make this warning REALLY apparent, because people need to be clear about this up front:

THIS IS DARKFIC. IT IS NOT FLUFFY BUNNY HAPPY B/A SMORSHINESS. BAD THINGS HAPPEN. THERE IS KINKINESS, VIOLENCE, AND BAD LANGUAGE.

So please... keep any hate mail, flames, or feedback questioning my sanity/shipper loyalty/personal kink level to yourself. Everybody else... have fun. *weg*

Title: For Love or Monster I: Favorite
Author: Ducks, theantijoss!
Email: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
Website: http://www.ducksfanfic.net
Livejournal: theantijoss
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit, don't sue.
Rating: NC-17
Content: Graphic violence, adult sexuality, bloodplay, character death(s), BDSM, darkness and disturbing images
Pairing: B/A/F and variations thereon.
Timeline: Future
Spoilers: Up to and including Angel S5, though nothing specific.
Summary: Demons just don't care about safe words.
Distribution: Anyone who'd like it, please feel free. Just let me know. My usual archivists are welcome -- Although I wonder if you'll want it. *G*
Dedication: For glossing
A/N: Written for the B/A Ficathon. Requirements at the end. PLEASE keep in mind that this is DARKFIC. It's not happy bunny B/A. Just sayin'.

( For Love or Monster I: Favorite )

Title: I Would Be 1/1
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Livejournal: theantijoss
Rating: R
Content: Darkness, implied sexuality, adult situations, language
Grouping: B/A/F
Summary: Sometimes love means feeding the illusion.
A/N: This was an exercise I did to practice this particular grouping for a possible ficathon entry. No plot or anything… just a sort of free flow abstract, nonsensical thingy. One of those deals you scrawl on scrap paper when a bloodthirsty plot bunny wakes you in the middle of the night. Little fucker.

Funky capitalization is on purpose. *G*

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( They are all full of shadows. )

Title: "Blame it on Rio" 1/1
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: Ducks' Fanfic
Livejournal: theantijoss
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit, don't sue.
Rating: PG-13 for nudity, implied sexuality and bad language
Pairing: B/A
Timeline: A year or two in the future?
Summary: There's something about Carnaval...
Distribution: Anyone who'd like it, please feel free. Just let me know. Tablesex & Somefairytale's Love's Like Suicide is welcome to it, as are any of my usual archivers.
Dedication: For somefairytale and the fastest, bestest betas on the internet: The Artist Formerly Known as Vatrixsta jade_okelani, nikitangel, cputrbug, and Shirley Ujest, my OG beta. *G*
A/N: Written for the Buffy ficathon. Decidedly C?WC? (for those of you unfamiliar with the term, it's "Curse? What curse?", meaning Angel's curse is obviously not present, but we don't really explore why or how.) Title unabashedly stolen from a terrible 80's flick starring Demi Moore and Michael Caine.

( Blame it on Rio )

Yeah, I know. By me, even! I have no idea where it came from, except that nikitangel is a Faith freak, and I'm an Angel freak, and somehow the two tastes just tasted great together in my head. *G*

Title: After the Fire
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com (http://basiamille.com/adult/afterthefire.html)
Rating: NC-17 WARNING: Contains bloodplay, character death, bad words
Pairing: Faith/Angel (distinct B/A undertones)
Timeline: distant future
Summary: Is it love or suicide?
Distribution: Anyone who'd like it, please feel free. Just let me know.
Dedication: To my evil twin, Nikitangel, for stuffing my head full of Faithlusting.
A/N: Just for a change of pace. This ain't fluff, kiddies. *G*

( After the Fire by Ducks )