Ducks: Queen of Frickin' Everything

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

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1. Giles/Buffy - BtVS Season 3 (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality)
2. Faith/Dawn - BtVS Season 7 (Underage Sex, f/f slash)
3. Connor/Darla (Incest)
4. Joyce/Oz - BtVS Season Three-ish (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality, semi-bestiality)
5. Xander/Cordy - BtVS Season 2 (BDSM)

I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 5/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

5. Xander/Cordy - BtVS Season 2 (BDSM)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 4/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

4. Joyce/Oz - BtVS Season Three-ish (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality, semi-bestiality)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 3/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

3. Connor/Darla (Incest)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 2/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

2. Faith/Dawn - BtVS Season 7 (Underage Sex, f/f slash)
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I decided to split this story up so that people can read one without being forced to read the others. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS IS PORN. My purpose was to write the most inappropriate content I could without tripping over my own Squick lines. Any flames or complaints about content will be ignored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -- IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SQUICKS YOU, DO NOT CLICK!

TITLE: Forbidden Fruit 1/5
AUTHOR: Ducks, The Anti-Joss
E-MAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
DISCLAIMER: Heh. Yeah, not so much. I'm thinking their corporate owners may not appreciate this kind of story involving their characters.
RATING: Oh, WAY NC-17
WARNINGS: Underage sex, incest, gender-bending, strap-ons, f/f slash, graphic language
PAIRING(S): Buffy/Giles, Faith/Dawn, Connor/Darla, Joyce/Oz, Xander/Cordy
TIMELINE: Various. It's not really important, but it's noted at the beginning of each story.
SYNOPSIS: Naughty, inappropriate sex for no particular reason.
WORD COUNT: ~6650 (total)
DISTRIBUTION: Please ask. Chances are good that I'll say yes. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Five REALLY Naughty Pornlets for BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! Just to be clear for anybody who doesn't get the line between fiction and reality, by writing these, I am in no way condoning any of this behavior in real life, nor is it meant to offend those who consider themselves survivors or victims of any of these things in real life. I'm very clear that sexual relationships involving an imbalance of power not agreed upon by two consenting adults is BAD. I am also well aware that being gay, cross-dressing and/or teens safely exploring sex with other teens is NOT bad. This is fiction, okay? The point of these is to be as inappropriate as I can be subject-wise in response to the attack on freedom of expression by the small minds of various corporate entities that shall remain nameless.

Plus, they're challenging, because all are out of my "comfort zone", and nobody seems to write PWP anymore. *pout*
FEEDBACK: That would be awesome, thank you!

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Forbidden Fruit”
by Ducks

~

1. Giles/Buffy - BtVS Season 3 (Underage Sex, Graphic Language and Sexuality)
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TITLE: Girls’ Night In
AUTHOR: Ducks, theantijoss
EMAIL: ducksfanfic@gmail.com
SITE: http://www.ducksfanfic.net
PROMPT: 100moods 007. Aroused
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine, oh, so many things would be different. *sigh* But alas, they’re not. They belong to a lot of corporate entities that don’t love them nearly as much as the fans do. No infringement is intended, nor is any profit made from this porny little ditty.
RATING: NC-17 for language and sexual content (includes both M/M and F/F slash and group sex)
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: Faith/Buffy, Angel/Spike, Spike/Faith, Spike/Buffy/Faith, Angel/Spike/Buffy/Faith
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Totally AU – no plot, no spoilers, no timeline. Absolutely no redeeming artistic or literary value whatsoever! Pure Porn!
SUMMARY: A chick flick. A vibrator. Some active voyeurism. Sort of sequel to “Nooner”.
DISTRIBUTION: Distribute freely, so long as you send me the address, and leave these tags intact.
FEEDBACK: `Tis the fuel for my fantasies. Okay, so, naked Angel is fuel for my fantasies, but I like feedback anyway. *G*
A/N: This story has been in the steam cooker for YEARS now, but I thought I would finally finish it in celebration of BRING BACK THE Pr0N DAY 2007! W00t! See if you can track the points of view. Shouldn't be too difficult.

This universe began back in 2001 -- Spike doesn't have a soul, Spuffy never happened, Angel is still Spike's Sire. That's all you really need to know.
DEDICATION: To all my favorite perverts over the years. You know who you are. ;)

All mistakes are mine -- my dirty betas are all gone to Dragon*con! *cries*

"Girls’ Night In"
by Ducks

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( You know, to hear Spike tell it, our relationship is like a non-stop porno movie... )

Har he blows. Pun intended. *G*

Title: "Breathe Through It" 1/1
Author: Ducks
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack/Will
Word Count: 881
Rating: NC-17. Slash-ilicious. *G*
Summary: Jack gives Will lessons in the fine art of... er... 'breathing through it'.
Notes: For the firstlines1000 "I Can't Breathe" challenge. Cross-posted to pirategasm. Thanks to H for the beta.

( Breathe Through It )

Now, off to bed with me. *SMOOCH*